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vitality doing reverse comebacks aka throwing with extra steps every game

positional coach is just “pause replay, why you inted here” on payroll

jaxxx acting like tian forgot how to path in 2019 lmao

q-lens is basically wallhacks for boomers, abuse it

faze using a “player break” to grind vrs points is peak plot armor content

pcific went 0 wins and blamed cned lmao

leave dropping 6.0 kda is straight illegal in soloq terms lmao

aurora nightfall went 18/1/15, falcons got speedran lmao

token shop turned cs into day trading simulator

like 2500 royal jelly for one seed is villain pricing lmao

this scrunk igl arc is pure ranked matchmaking content

bilibili going 12-2 then playoffs tries to nerf them lmao

silver being on cave walls is evil, i miss one pixel and drown anyway

giantx refusing to adjust on haven is self-inflicted content tbh

oner begging for diana while locked on vi duty is comedy gold

preloading subnautica 2 is just speedrunning my next thalassophobia episode

supa turned g2 into a highlight reel npc team

imagine letting anyone else pick korea’s roster, kespa clears that drama any% speedrun

drx just got 0-2’d twice, how is this roster still together

comfort picks > spreadsheet counters, solo queue aint lcs draft simulator

wolves placing 11th-12th is a team diff, not a jowa diff

100% last month is crazy, eternal fire 2-0 script feels locked in

karmine corp losing and the crowd alt-tabs instantly classic french buff expired

hotori banner is gonna farm wallets harder than nanally farms story mobs

saudi lan in 2027 is wild, script writers already booked thier flights

map2 was a paid actor arc

riot saying “audience size not main” is comedy, “community impact” just means don’t be spicy on main

man if you need a phd in util to beat one gun, that gun’s the problem lmao

zeus dropping 61/55 in a dead group is pure content farming

people clowning “talk to chiz at pink paws bank” like bro just wants you to clock in first

imagine calling it cope when cs2 is a coinflip simulator

man mirage window spam is free until someone jiggle baits you into whiffing air

this one-ability jett is just aimlab with extra steps lmao

fabian coaching usa is pure content farming

season resets are fine, but closing queues is faceit getting speedrun by its own hype

team liquid id 2-0 is the safest bet until they randomly trip over geek fam again lmao

spirit 11-2 h2h vs mouz is just cyberbullying at this point, cope

ive been saying this, 8 million for riflers is pure content farming

surrendering still plays out is peak, no more griefing the lose-streak merchants lmao

lecing conspiracy from a typo is peak delusion cope

two captains, one steering wheel, good luck

scaling champs guide but teammates see kayle and sprint 0/6 anyway lmao

g2 getting a bye just means more time to overcook the throw script

b8 vs legacy is pure coinflip content

reminds me of dreamhack days, na cs still breathing somehow

reminds me of last year, one popoff and chat overreacts hard

navi vs b8 is just a ukrainian civil war speedrun bracket edition

dropping a “codes” article with zero codes is valorant patch notes tier content

four team swaps pre-game is peak pgl content

fair point, your “edge” is just beating the public panic button, not being an insider