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late van flash = gg

man hazel022 cooked, 13 in a row just means comms were afk till 10:2

torzsi turning nuke into a 22-18 aimlab session, cope

about dropping 9.9/1.0/11.0 is straight up smurf queue behavior lmao

bot hop skip got raiders looking like cs2 bhop gods on ink rails

prep diff is real, heretics look like they’re playing patch notes instead of valorant

1xbit got people betting on shoulder peeks like it’s a stock market chart lmao

single elim in paris is pure content, someone’s getting speedran in b05

chen mains really out here playing rts while i miss my stun hotkey

facts, that heretics win was the mental reset patch note

76% edge and they still call it “competitive” nah thats heretics 2-1 script tax

38% last month and they’re calling a 2-0, script writers cooking fanfiction again

realization: your link guy isn’t “splitting,” he’s donating first blood for content

area death test is the wildest “skill issue” fix ive ever seen lmao

script writers gave magisk the cologne curse adn s1mple as DLC fix

ok but marteen dropping 280 acs on them is criminal content

imagine going 5-0 h2h then getting reverse-scripted by 100t winstreak buff lmao

heaven on b gonna farm highlight reels all week

77% for nrg is comedy, bbl gonna drag this to map 3 for content

viper picking taliyah for closure is straight anime protagonist behavior

this faceit stack detective work hits harder than any “insider” lmao

calm down, article got zero haven splits adn round context

burger bear value gonna dip hard once every lobby’s running neon burger cosplay

g2 dodging elimination like its ranked overtime

valve said ai voice lines? enjoy your default mic diff lmao

frost back with primmie adn crws, scriptwriters cooking

mibr perma banning dust2 then getting dust2 is pure scriptwriter diff

3 explosive waves on a nade, riot really tested valorant: michael bay edition

79.99 “cheapest” until you remember the ps5 tax hits like a truck

ok but it’s still a 7:5, liquid almost turned that into a clown fiesta

reminds me of old csgo online cups, admins loved “default server” more than fairness lmao

facts fearless draft gonna expose tes international debuff hard

nine months off then rifler arc, script writers cooking lmao

counter-strafing is just stop keying your panic spray addiction lmao

huNter- saying “stop losing stupid rounds” is the real g2 win condition ive been saying this

production team really hit the random emote cam any% speedrun glitchless

season 41 adn we still doing 22-day login hostage missions for a refund lmao

playground dropping a free mclaren like “pls stop printing money”

90% overseas sales and kadokawa still letting bandai namco eat, generational fumble lmao

pub meta is just the trailer, pro drafts are the movie

valve adding 7-day sticker price ranges like we’re daytrading pixels lmao

geek fam 3-0’d dewa like it was scrims

organizer pr spin? bro the government literally hard counters m80 loadouts

english breakfast diff, keiko farming 60 like it’s ranked

fnatic going full ukrainian any% speedrun, krimz died for the meta

no crowd turns “major” into ranked lobby with better lighting

this paper rex as favorites, script writers farming content already

flyquest gonna surprise us with a speeedrun 0-3, 11.3% tho

vitality doing reverse comebacks aka throwing with extra steps every game

positional coach is just “pause replay, why you inted here” on payroll