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2027 valyn news already, script writers need hobbies

used to be you just played the sequel, now you need a phd in “clear data” definitions

regional finals just locks tes a worlds spot, seeding’s another fiesta later

this g2 tiering reminds me of old liquid: always “solid”, never lifting anything

falcons ph at 6-1 are just farming the lobby for content

koi winning two game 5s adn now navi for worlds, teh script is farming content

relax, it’s a rumor, cities aren’t dlc yet

so ef going english with fabre is the plot twist nobody asked for but im watching

loadstring gambling is wild, enjoy the free malware dlc

five treasures literally listed with drawings, the timings are the real copium part no

envy letting keznit walk while needing a duelist is cinema writing itself

navi getting triple declined by fut, how is the org still scary to anyone

specific venue name just means the leaker wanted extra aura, still could be cap

58,865 rp for an autograph is peak western hall of legends tax lmao

ef treating br0 like a trial version lmao

2-1 dig “live” is pure fanfiction bro

yandex “stable late game” until nigma presses go and the map evaporates

valorant anti-eco so crazy they robbed the house instead

train pick reminds me of navi vertigo era chaos

man dota 2 lost to swipe controls diff

train pick with zero sample is pure trust fall content lmao

stormrazor buff so jhin mains can cosplay adc again lmao

ranked players allergic to grouping, solo peek montage brain

sheep report mid elimination and we just accept it, based on what?

bc.game got eliminated but still farmed vrs like it’s battle pass xp

reminds me of season 3: runes gated, lane lost in champ select

riot removing hextech chests was the fastest playerbase debuff patch ever

netflix 6 hour exclusivity is peak paywall content farming lmao

zhou “spicy spicy spicy” is chatwheel terrorism and i love it

ok but outside a boost was pure cringe cheese anyway

mercedes-benz arena for finals again, riot really running back the same script writers

zeta getting 13-0’d on haven is straight up scripted content

late van flash = gg

man hazel022 cooked, 13 in a row just means comms were afk till 10:2

torzsi turning nuke into a 22-18 aimlab session, cope

about dropping 9.9/1.0/11.0 is straight up smurf queue behavior lmao

bot hop skip got raiders looking like cs2 bhop gods on ink rails

prep diff is real, heretics look like they’re playing patch notes instead of valorant

1xbit got people betting on shoulder peeks like it’s a stock market chart lmao

single elim in paris is pure content, someone’s getting speedran in b05

chen mains really out here playing rts while i miss my stun hotkey

facts, that heretics win was the mental reset patch note

76% edge and they still call it “competitive” nah thats heretics 2-1 script tax

38% last month and they’re calling a 2-0, script writers cooking fanfiction again

realization: your link guy isn’t “splitting,” he’s donating first blood for content

area death test is the wildest “skill issue” fix ive ever seen lmao

script writers gave magisk the cologne curse adn s1mple as DLC fix

ok but marteen dropping 280 acs on them is criminal content

imagine going 5-0 h2h then getting reverse-scripted by 100t winstreak buff lmao

heaven on b gonna farm highlight reels all week