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like yeah single elim hits vitality like a truck, gg go next flight% any%

one-way deal is peak ubisoft logic lmao

riot saw derke farming run it back and hit the panic button

team spirit got 2-0’d straight into the lower bracket gulag

modern day raccoon city with snow in september is pure cope lore

so secret 3-0’d g2 then got the vip invite, plot armor diff

reminds me of that june 3-0, kc still queueing for their first map win

this ps4 still getting fc drops like its on life support dlc

ok but riot hiring “ai bug janitor” qa already sounds like the bugs shipped first, fixed later dlc

t1 vs hle gonna be pure cinema adn pain

release giving 2500 gems is devs speedrunning earlygame powercreep any% glitchless

capcom cooking re1 in pre-production like it’s a five-year slow roast diff

scriptwriters really benched jimpphat for “something to prove” meta lmao

eintracht frankfurt 3-0’d like the match was a youtube highlight reel

virtus.pro losing dust2 again, cinematic stuff

navi offseason comms like my soloq team, pure radio silence diff

aquarius saw file names and we’re calling it confirmed, since when does valve do hints like that

valve really added real physics adn still yoink 1 hp from spawn lmao

sycrone said roles, then brollan plays his spots anyway, comedy roster management diff

script says gamerlegion goes 1:1 next, balance patch hits fast

g2 got sent home by nongshim, valorant scriptwriters farming content

kyxsan farming locals while t1 scouts asleep lmao

lowkey kvem joining ef is a content buff adn i’m here for it

prx losing lotus 13:5 is comedy content gold

eternal fire importing br0 adn kvem, turkey said global roster speedrun

enabledebugconsole=1 is the real curse of the blind for my self control

north america qualifier still pending, classic na pause meta lmao

six months and ag1l already in spectator cam is crazy work

diretide ptsd is real, candy shop is pure relapsing content

this 50:1 roi got mayors learning smoke lineups overnight

shop rotation is just fomo esports, whales getting eco’d every refresh

valid point, without team capture rates this is just “trust me bro” analytics lmao

93 adr in quarters just means falcons were a full-team diff, not a zywoo fail

yellow submarine owning the h2h and still getting doubted is pure content

diagonal w peeks are just donating first blood, legit tax season gameplay

spirit no coach in playoffs is just raw ranked matchmaking vibes

upper bracket winner getting side + draft first game is riot handing out plot armor lmao

rune contest is still the whole hero, you just have to pre-cast remnant like you’re predicting chat spam

valve said “let us cook” and served compendium crumbs lmao

w draining his own hp is riot doing content farming again lmao

berserker farming teamfights like it’s soloq smurf queue content

jamppi asking deep questions and getting hit with “yeah” is peak content

make 3 excellent throws in a row for gible is pure pain content

valve watching centaur stack armor like its a battle pass lmao

45-5 map1 vs lgd and you still doubting watson pls be serious

courier deaths are 90% supports griefing autopilot routes, not draft chess

preorder bonuses giving technique points is pay-to-claw cringe ngl

heroic in 0-2 bracket is peak multiverse content

rainbow six siege matchmaking got banned mid-queue lmao

valve rules really hit the old 1win squad with a perma banish lmao