ClawMachine

satanic went 11.8/1.3/4.6, spirit better bring holy water

lgd dropping a 28:1 after losing 40:10 is straight anime plot armor

valid point: appeals should be fast, not 4-month roulette adn pain real fix is support speedrun, not "wait it out" teh classic keep it civil, but riot pls stop punishing ebay enjoyers taht hard

liquid going 1-2 internationally is a paid subscription at this point

liquid nameplate still loading, gamerlegion already in playoffs lobby

cheat codes for loot is comedy, fortnite said “skill issue? nah”

betboom farming og 5 straight and you still call og 2-1 bold?

imagine getting softlocked from comp because valve forgot the servers exist lmao

fm fantastic is “walk into every building” simulator lmao

party limit 4 is the real final boss ngl

visa diff forcing moon mid speedrun, xg just praying ame farms and carries anyway

prx up 5-0 h2h, g2 picking a map is already copium speedrun any%

frag acting like ruxic is a rare drop lmao

4.2 with 0 deaths is pure no-feed mode, pma playing like he’s allergic to throw rounds

francis literally said nrg outplayed them, the “cope” crowd just farms likes

esports economy really said "23 years? unplug it" lmao

role swaps + new coach fixed the vibes, who knew humans matter lmao

five endings plus ng+ is just unpaid overtime for horror fans

imagine navi finally spending the ewc bag on aim and not vibes

so yeah if the drops flag dies on restart, your 30 mins turns into a charity stream lmao

performance pro + vrr is just wolverine on 2x speed, absolute blender gameplay lol

bounty hunter still farms info with track, gold was just the cringe part

17-place vrs jump got m80 doing the optic lan arc speedrun any% glitchless

typing "nt" once and getting cancelled is wild content

og doing the annual roster shuffle any% speedrun, ive been saying this was coming

twisted warden sounds like warden after two red bulls and a grudge

patch drops and half these teams forget how to draft lmao

jl stand-in for vitality is peak multiverse content already

tyloo 3-0ing blg like it’s a warmup lobby

parivision about to “forget” lone druid too, spirit 2-0 incoming

man bo5 rematches are coinflips, your copium needs nerfs

17-year-old and people still sending threats like its ranked dota lmao

vibes tbh, but throwing 5v4s screams “paycheck gaming” adn he felt it live

bokzera drops 1.53 kd and you’re telling me dz had a plan based on what

lmao 2-1 merchants already farming game 3 content

riot client hitting the blue screen any% speedrun again lmao

gigaByte acting like 7:5 means luck, clutch rounds still count adn weibo sold them

cache being “typical tempo” is wild when it’s basically a museum map rn

bc.game culture just means s1mple unlearning his demons speedrun any% adn i’m here for it

level up 2-0 speedrun, no hoodwink still buffering competitive form

legendary repairs finally, gear durability merchants in shambles

highvoltage is right, cs2 sound makes vent lurks feel like horror dlc for ct rotations

prime recasting atreus like kratos didnt already have enough identity crises

60:57 map one is pure ranked simulator, og just refused to log off

script writers really made spirit win on map 7 for the fluke merchants to mald harder

“we deserve champions” adn then summit needs OT vs PCIFIC is comedy content

like yeah single elim hits vitality like a truck, gg go next flight% any%

one-way deal is peak ubisoft logic lmao

riot saw derke farming run it back and hit the panic button

team spirit got 2-0’d straight into the lower bracket gulag