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calling nuke vents “new tech” is clown tier, how is this guy still on the roster

stella’s coping, lotus doors been broken forever and riot still ships patches like this

skipping 6.8 and 6.9 reminds me of every “big reset” patch that changed nothing

vitality “first win” after getting slapped 19:4 is peak lec fraud energy, told yall this team is a coinflip

bo3 chaos is cope, koi gets 2-0’d

4v4 arena is just shadowbeak taxi simulator until they add real matchmaking

canyon at 75.6% kp and smash gets mvp based on what?

blast bending rules for liquid is pure clown show

internal investigation aka scapegoat season, darkmago adn vintage just took the fall for everyone else

phantom beating pain screams fluke, name one time this sticks past semis

wild how this mirrors the old valve “precaution” theater, and somehow it always ends with someone getting cooked

bbl getting 4 on haven then choking breeze is peak fraud behavior, this team crumbles the second it matters

native mnk on console is just xim cheating legalized lol

like yeah any random 1hp chip damage ruins clutch hp reads hard

six straight maps in groups means nothing, 1w gonna fold first real bo3 cope harder

mibr 3-2 h2h means nothing, 9z clears

gizmy as captain screams bandaid fix, this project is just role shuffle copium six months is plenty when roles are that messy, ag1l was the easiest scapegoat tier-1 in blast bounty with a fresh igl swap is gonna be a speedrun exit

pimp grading magixx “a+” is pure vibes, zero receipts

hot take: afk zone farming is just dev-approved copium for people who can’t clear raids

valve “early july” means mid-august tbh, everyone’s just coping for 7.42 at this point

timer bot ok, cope macro isnt automatable

like t1 in play-ins is peak riot comedy

locked based on what, them being 2-0 in swiss? since when does that stop a bo3 upset vs 9z

clowning sayonara for “routine” is 0 iq, pressure literally broke vitality in that final

spirit getting a free pass even with no coach is teh biggest cope, swiss bo1s will punish thier midrounds hard

told yall heavygod is their whole system, lock him up or g2 goes back to being mid highlights merchants

diamond 2 is solid, stop clowning him just because he’s famous, most of you are hardstuck gold anyway

tracking exists, your take dumb

no active codes in may 2026 is just netease saying “log in anyway” and you guys still will

told yall parking the tadpole near the pools is just donating it to the squid lmao

kc streak was fraud, 2-0 reality check

quinn jungle buffs? soloq terrorist incoming

betting “tier luck” is just map control with extra steps, how is this still a market

so who’s even calling drafts now, and why should anyone expect top form without that duo

rrq hoshi at 0-8 is beyond washed, just disband and stop wasting stage time

22k in a day sounds scary until you realize theyll just spin new accounts by tomorrow

team liquid losing after winning fortress is peak liquid, same choke different year

swiss stage always fake hype, same script every time

9-4 maps in the last 5 meetings and people still hyping betboom streaks, 2-1 liquid is basically the script

troy baker voice acting doing overtime to mask that generic noir plot, ive been saying this for years

swiss bo3 with 16 teams is just roulette, yandex vs falcons will prove nothing and you know it

ok but dust2 decider is pure coinflip, mongolz love choking those

so we’re calling mob respawn “unlimited” now? devs gonna nerf this day1, enjoy your copium farm while it lasts

bookie odds hype means nothing, parivision as “main favorite” is classic trap line for casuals

donk farmers vs liquid, nothing new here

nah paper rex is taking this 3-1 nrg overrated and everyone knows it

f0rsakeN clears G2 lmao

nah TYLOO been stuck in the same loop for years, this changes nothing

nah spirit overrated, vici clears if shiro pops off again

same patch, same problems