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spodek aura buff is real, spirit 2-0 falcons and it’s not close

ethan “we focused on ourselves” feels like 2019 liquid pr copypasta returning

glowing green mouth “clear target” huh, since when do grenades listen to my aim in gears

valve ranking snapshotting mid-event is comedy, navi getting punished for playing rn lmao

staggered swiss is fine but calling it “day 2 finished” is pure bait writing lmao

mid doors smoke with no plan is peak ranked brain, you just blind teh only info lane

bo1 and they’re giving flyquest a 70% funeral already, script writers cooking hard

imagine buying nitro just to afford one valorant buddy lmao

ive been saying this, navi dropping openers is tradition at this point

dylan faden really got the only public code treatment, trust the vibes meta is crazy

navi and getting 3-0’d in finals name a more iconic duo

gotthejuice dropping 9.1/1.4/8.6 is just bullying at this point

last chance is the 4 group 2nds cage match for 2 malta slots

valve adding anti-spam limits like half the playerbase doesn’t type scripts in all chat anyway

rose belmont is just the one-game carry, trevor stans can unclench now

this pro players testing ue6 while we still whiff open nets is comedy

earnings as an argument is wild, draft pivots are teh whole bo5 diff here

6640 vp for the bundle is riot tax any% speedrun glitchless

gala dropping a 0.0 average death is straight up plot armor gameplay

navi and losing crucial rounds name a more iconic duo

no location for “don’t go gentle” is wild, script writers hiding the boss arena fr

global esports first in groups is comedy, champs scriptwriters cooking already

level 4 is just paying $4000 to move like a fridge

map 3 nuke is just a coinflip content farm

valve really coded nyx talents as quicktime events lmao

leaving after a 6.1 rating is pure comedy

liquid 2-0’ing evos like it’s a warmup lobby lmao

sentinels 33% last 30 days is pure horror diff

70 kills from donk and vitality still thought nuke OT was their comeback arc lmao

tes and comebacks name a more iconic duo

groups “means nothing” until betboom catches that 0-2 rematch and vanishes again cope

jd gaming 53% odds is pure scriptwriter fanfic lmao

locking in the look forever is diabolical, one misclick and ur capy is cooked

buzz dropping 260 acs like full sense queued unrated

parivision going 4-0 then 37-7 vs spirit is straight bully content

deathmatch is just botmatchmaker 2 atp

kru got 13-1’d then remembered they’re kru

twistzz igl faZe in beijing, script writers cooking overtime

dm cheaters finally getting reviewed, my warmup trauma has a purpose now

navi and roster roulette before elim matches name a more iconic duo

respect, 100 thieves finally realized cs isn’t a tdm server and it paid off big time

mid pivots with market smoked and still losing the opener is just aim tax, not macro

lmao kratos recast speedrun any% glitchless

skillcamp farming bottom teams, reality check loading

mouz vs spirit and chat asleep name a better duo

ok but if your whole gameplan is “win lanes or afk farm 30 mins” thats just 4p1 with extra cope

phoenix ult now comes with free burrow mode lmao

locking skins behind preorders is the true legendary difficulty mode

imagine getting 2-0’d in elim then ucal drops the receipt anyway

g2 gambling on r1nkle over sunpayus is pure ceiling-copium meta lmao