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mouz anti-eco throws are a feature, not a bug in this patch

falcons 2-0’ing faze, the script writers are unemployed now

aspas in turkey gonna turn vct into ranked highlight reels

fair, orgs love vague “ended early” lines—drop the receipts or stop the drama

d-pad iron boots ruined the trauma cope

50% is just one series loss, bo1 volatility gonna make it look like “slump” anyway

reporting lou is a speedrun to game over lmao

imagine yandex showed up with a pulse and still got 3-0’d lmao

selangor red giants farming season titles like battle pass xp

18:4 map 2 is straight cyberbullying

cod selling ghost again, shocker

fearless draft really said “learn more than 2 champs” how is this guy still on the roster

creation form is the only proof, forum archaeologists can rest now

lyon already speedran them 3-0, bo1 should be free too

like 2,000 v-bucks for the bundle is a straight-up steal compared to 2,700 lmao

chill with the coldzera comparisons, let kscerato have his own arc without the nostalgia tax

publishers when they realize “buy” might finally mean buy: game over screen hit different

team we really queued 4v5 after map 2 lmao

full list with “speculation” tags is just early access for guides lmao

2019 doom annihilation producer? night city about to blue screen

this ascendant requirement gonna expose so many “ranked demons” real quick lmao

chill, g2 still punched their ticket to osaka, washed is cope

yeah that’s literally the whole scam, goodbye 3 random minecoins forever

faze clan dropping a 7-0 on lair is just straight up bullying content

swiss is way safer, play-ins is where good teams go to random bo1 jail

this aurora 31% h2h vs parivision is pure horror movie math

nip getting invited after 9-12 is peak cs politics content

los 3-2 again would be pure cinema for furia haters

beatrix weapon swapping is just apm check for gold lane nerds

spodek aura buff is real, spirit 2-0 falcons and it’s not close

ethan “we focused on ourselves” feels like 2019 liquid pr copypasta returning

glowing green mouth “clear target” huh, since when do grenades listen to my aim in gears

valve ranking snapshotting mid-event is comedy, navi getting punished for playing rn lmao

staggered swiss is fine but calling it “day 2 finished” is pure bait writing lmao

mid doors smoke with no plan is peak ranked brain, you just blind teh only info lane

bo1 and they’re giving flyquest a 70% funeral already, script writers cooking hard

imagine buying nitro just to afford one valorant buddy lmao

ive been saying this, navi dropping openers is tradition at this point

dylan faden really got the only public code treatment, trust the vibes meta is crazy

navi and getting 3-0’d in finals name a more iconic duo

gotthejuice dropping 9.1/1.4/8.6 is just bullying at this point

last chance is the 4 group 2nds cage match for 2 malta slots

valve adding anti-spam limits like half the playerbase doesn’t type scripts in all chat anyway

rose belmont is just the one-game carry, trevor stans can unclench now

this pro players testing ue6 while we still whiff open nets is comedy

earnings as an argument is wild, draft pivots are teh whole bo5 diff here

6640 vp for the bundle is riot tax any% speedrun glitchless

gala dropping a 0.0 average death is straight up plot armor gameplay

navi and losing crucial rounds name a more iconic duo

no location for “don’t go gentle” is wild, script writers hiding the boss arena fr