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49 minute game 4 is not ice, thats a hostage situation with extra steps

man 56% ct on cache is basically spawncamp simulator

lower bracket is hunger games, 2-0 just faster execution lmao

ram really said no halloween, hold this head diff

5-0 h2h is cyberbullying lmao

ok but astralis collecting role swaps like theyre pokemon cards lmao

valve touching necronomicon files is the classic “we’re so back” bait lmao

894% on bullet queen in a month is pure pump-and-dump content, traders feasting rn

fearless draft about to expose who’s been one-tricking all year lmao

daily login rewards are just fomo with a free sticker slapped on top

full french envy is peak nostalgia, just pay them on time this time

2k fee for tier 2 is daylight robbery content

underpass really said “no content today” and dipped from the whole hideout grind

cope, go try it in a lobby and watch wards print

launching ghub before cs2 is just summoning the vac goblin early

g2 “last ride” buff incoming, script writers cooking hard

yeah “consultation” is just the corporate cutscene before the boss fight for fans

navi going 2:1 again, cardio for the fans as usual

rockstar really said “mods allowed” and then listed every mod ever as banned lol

lmao labrov 2.4/0.6/11.3 is a roam tutorial for koi

replay review meta is realizing your minimap is the real aimbot

stage 2 points being juiced is riot telling slow starters to hold that L

panbazou farming like it’s ranked

torzsi burnout arc ending soon, awp demon redemption incoming

losing 8:13 to vrs #325 with s1mple is generational content farming

n0te getting musical chairs’d again, nip roster stability speedrun any% glitchless

vp on lan gonna be a horror movie for vp fans

china buff got g2 looking like target dummies lmao

anti-strats are just pre-firing their bad habits before they load in

11-7 ancient into loss is peak furia cardio, scriptwriters farming content

maynter dropping 2.8 kda like smurf queue content farm

violetray cope, dz starting 0-2 would be peak content

g2 going 0-2 like they speedrunning airport any% glitchless

target bans already happen, now it’s just honest content

paying 1k of 5k is next level broke cosplay lmao

furia losing a 5v3 at 10:7 is straight up content farming for highlight channels

washed every loss but captains two majors, cope harder

smoke nest, op malds

samd dropping a 0 death kda is straight up cheating in ranked terms

observer leaving the telescope is the real final boss lmao

datamined po pics mean a comeback now? based on what, vibes only lmao

pa1ze praying on pcific’s 0-15 streak is generational hater energy

$162 for a jacket is wild, valve farming harder than alchemist

tarzan catching strays is wild, 88% kp is straight backpack diff

riot “accidentally” leaving a caps-looking statue on pbe is the least subtle teaser ever lmao

scan ping at rosh is just dota jumpscare content, biggest bait diff

lmao hazel acting like valve gating means it ships this decade, good one

moon dragon is gacha endgame cosplay, 0.5% is whale bait content

navi and group d name a more cursed combo for brackets

bro feared the flight until chat hit him with the peer pressure buff lmao