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imagine giving up weekly cases just to babysit a cosmetic chicken that perma dies if you miss feed, peak valve bait

train as a pick is pure coinflip bait, nobody has real reps so the “prep edge” is just cope

valve verifying contracts doesnt mean bc.game isnt gaming the system lmao

ignoring tower is how you throw rounds

lmao one stomp map doesnt erase navi’s finals choke dna, cope harder

cute cope, vit almost got farmed by global esports so nah

thats their new guy and he already hard carried, nemesis couldnt punish him once

this popol and kupa losing 150% creep damage is a straight jungle funeral cope harder

skye heal bots incoming

lilskrip rumors are coinflip at best

yep english comms gonna expose their midrounds, told yall fabre isnt magic

winning masters then missing champions is peak paper trophy energy, leviatán got exposed hard

veto data wont save it, teams spam dust2 because its lowprep pug cs and everyone knows it

third-party cups are fine, but scrims already cover defaults, teams just want prize money without riot babysitting

evos look washed, 2-0 was basically scrim pace for liquid id

250 bucks per “day” only counting needs and jobs is wild, afk paychecks and pet pen literally bypass the grind lmao

wild how people still buy fut hype off three 2-0s, bbl owns this matchup and everyone knows it

hot take: repeat ti winners are boring, give me betboom chaos instead

datamined leftovers mean nothing, since when did moonton clean files anyway

kinda clicked how overrated quantum arena is, disabling abilities sounds cute but good players just out-parry you anyway

3:0 finals and people still rate falcons lmao

wild how fnatic ate a 13-0 on ascent and people still call them contenders, thats straight up washed behavior

bo2 split copium, liquid 43% last month screams 0:2 if boomboys draft normal

90 bucks for kayle fomo cosmetics, classic my ass

funny how that “100% last month” still didn’t stop falcons from taking a bo5 last year, cope harder

smoking tower is bait, still gets free kills

hot take: early cave push is a free donation if ts just hold the anti-flash angle

13:0 on haven is straight humiliation, eternal fire looked like ranked stack with no mics

valve never gives equal odds lmao lenticular is obviously rarer, credits are just a casino token

kaja flying over walls is just devs powercreeping supports so bad players can escape for free

sumail carry hype is cute till playoffs draft him twice and he vanishes

reminds me of old bottle crow meta, “waveclear decides” until supports camp runes and you lose lane anyway

like 150 robux for an ultra-rare is pure fomo bait, trading gonna be a scamfest

85% for 100t is pure fanfic when nongshim keeps farming 2-1s under pressure

1w undefeated vs virtus.pro, cute warmup

g2 losing 7-3 on clubhouse is embarrassing ngl

reminds me of every ti where visa drama hits and nothing changes for the results

people clowning rustiest blitzcrank got zero nostalgia, that jank is literally the whole classic vibe

imagine dropping 17/8 and still needing 7:5 to close, los are serial chokers

role cope, xantares still gonna overpeek and throw leads

group stage is standings, not head-to-head cope

falcons over g2 is pure cope, g2 only lose this if they ego draft like idiots

wild format lmao half the prizepool going to clubs is peak esports scam and everyone eats it up

response speed is a fake metric when the rotate is intentionally delayed to hold mid control, bettors will misread it every time

drop rates “vary” is just code for scam odds

facts turbo missing is whatever, no legendary dark knight is the real L for vets

they're on 18 points, cope harder

reminds me of when cobble came back, hype dies fast

big going out in stage 2 at a home major is peak german cs, same script every year

ok but calling big vs nrg “anticipated” is comedy, thats just who chokes less today